BOOMERANG – Synopsis

EARL (80s), a military veteran, is ready to end his life and “lay in the daisies.” Feeling invisible and broken, he misses his wife of fifty-eight years, Lou, who died two years earlier. He remains haunted by his inability to save a fellow Marine in Vietnam. Therapy, however, is out of the question. Earl is old school: grin and bear it. His days are spent at the VFW Post or behind the wheel of his beloved 1960s COBRA, a muscle car with a chrome air scoop. His nephew, ZANDER (30), holds the car key.

Zander is Earl’s court-appointed guardian, a role he assumed after his mother died. Earl had pistol-whipped a mechanic who mistakenly used regular oil in the Cobra. Zander and his fiancé, JECKA (30), live with Earl. The men clash on just about everything, starting with the recycling bin. Earl wishes his nephew would “throw a punch and put his pecker on the rails” for something he believed in.

Zander, coddled and raised on Ritalin and therapy, is a social media manager whose claim to fame is an ED medication campaign that launched ten million erections. His nom de guerre: “Facebook Stiffy.” Concerned about climate change, Zander dreams of owning a vegan food truck – “From Seed to Stomach.” But he can’t get off the dime.

Jecka, with her sleeve of Maori tattoos, seemingly has a direct line to the spirit world. She sells DREAMCATCHERS on Etsy, paints scenes of Aboriginal hunters, and recently ordered a boomerang from Australia. In addition, she turned Earl’s lawn into a pollinator garden of tall grass and daisies. Her dream is to have a child, currently on hold because of Zander’s inability to perform.

Earl and Zander share nighttime dreams involving the same spirit guide: An Aboriginal hunter who wields a boomerang.

Zander has been working with a senior living facility, SUNNY ACRES, to launch a social media campaign extolling the virtues of a psoriasis cream. LUBRIDREAM DAY is this Friday. Friday would also have been Earl’s sixtieth anniversary. Impressed by Sunny Acres, Zander has decided to commit Earl there three days prior.

The night before, Earl and Zander struggle over a gun in Earl’s bedroom. A shot fires, which severs a dreamcatcher over the bed. WHOOSH…CRUNCH. Richard Nixon under glass shatters and falls off the wall. Earl and Zander swap bodies.

EARL (AS ZANDER) is initially thrilled at his youthful prowess. ZANDER (AS EARL) is horrified, especially after failing to convince Jecka who he is.

Earl (as Zander) attends therapy sessions, at which his tales of war and his aggressive personality baffle the psychiatrist. It is a Buddhist fable that helps him let go of his trauma. At work, he is a whiskey-drinking, bull-in-a-China-shop, dynamiting political correctness and cutting to the chase. His expertise with the elderly earns him the task of ‘boomer wrangler’ at LubriDream Day. On the homefront, Earl (as Zander) must fend off Jecka’s advances, from her cuffing his hands behind his back to offering to tickle his anus with an ostrich feather. He has always been loyal to Lou, and he always will be.

Zander (as Earl) follows a two-tier strategy: he preps the Sunny Acres residents for LubriDream Day while attempting to reclaim his body. Meanwhile, he enters a vibrant society of colorful characters –- from FRANK, his attorney roommate who deals Thorazine and Adderall, to “naughty”  DOTTIE, a sex-loving granny who buried seven husbands. Zander (as Earl) forms a men’s group to share feelings. Finally, he has an epiphany: every second counts; why wait until you’re eighty to realize your dream of a food truck?

Earl (as Zander) begins to have misgivings. At thirty, he’ll live another fifty years before he can join Lou. Zander (as Earl) worries that he’ll be trapped in his uncle’s body forever, which will deny him a lifetime with Jecka.

The plot thickens when Jecka overhears Earl (as Zander) and Zander (as Earl) discussing her, along with LubriDream Day. Earl (as Zander), eager for a promotion, wants his nephew to “prep the corpses” at Sunny Acres.

Zander, instead, preps the residents to rise in rebellion. The night before LubriDream Day, Jecka puts Earl (as Zander) through a series of tests, which confirms her suspicion. Finally, he fesses up and admits he wants to be Earl again. She refuses to help, however. It is a journey that the uncle and nephew must take together. “Listen to your spirit guide,” she instructs.

On LubriDream Day, Earl’s buddies from the VFW post mount an extraction operation involving a gun, smoke, and handcuffs. The live event devolves into chaos. Dottie and Zander (as Earl) barricade themselves in a room and film each other. Dottie demonstrates the proper way to apply the cream using a five-foot, fleshed-tone tube of LubriDream with a spherical cap. Zander (as Earl) drops his trousers. Hashtag LubriDream trends on Twitter.

Earl (as Zander) charges into the facility and sees an unusual image projecting on a large monitor. Only he knows it is a close-up of his testicles.

Smoke fills the facility. The fire alarm sounds. The sprinklers let loose. After Earl (as Zander) disarms his Marine buddy, he puts his shoulder on the door. Zander (as Earl) clocks him. Then, on his back, Earl (as Zander) informs his nephew how they can swap bodies.

Back home, they sort out their differences and enter the spirit world together, where Earl (as Zander) hears Lou calling his name. Earl dies of a heart attack and receives a military burial –not without shenanigans– attended by Zander, Jecka, his VFW buddies, and friends from Sunny Acres.

One year later, Sunny Acres holds its ‘2nd Annual LubriDream Day.’ Dottie’s hand and eye are still wandering. We check in with a few other characters. Earl’s Cobra is in an automotive museum with a GREENPEACE bumper sticker. Jecka and their three-month-old baby visit Zander at his food truck. In the truck, we see Jecka’s painting of the spirit guide and a photo of Earl and Louise.

We end in the cemetery, where daisies rise around Earl and Lou’s tombstones. WHOOSH…SQUAWK. A pigeon drops to the ground.

Night of the Purple Moon (French edition)

La nuit de la lune pourpre — Nicolas Gambardella (Translator)

L’épidémie frappe à la puberté

Abby Leigh a hâte de voir la lune devenir pourpre. Depuis des mois, les astronomes prédisent que la Terre traversera la queue d’une comète. On dit que les gens profiteront de couchers de soleil colorés et, mieux encore, d’une lune pourpre.

Mais personne n’avait prédit l’épidémie fulgurante qui balaie la planète durant la nuit de la lune pourpre. La comète apporte avec elle de la poussière contenant des germes qui attaquent les hormones humaines. Les adultes comme les adolescents les plus âgés décèdent dans les quelques heures qui suivent l’exposition.

Sur une petite île au large des côtes du Maine, Abby doit aider son frère et sa petite sœur à survivre dans ce nouveau monde. Pendant ce temps, l’aube de son adolescence cache une bombe à retardement.

Toucan Trilogy – language editions

Below are the Amazon.com links for the different language versions of The Toucan Trilogy. The books are also available at Amazon country sites, as well as KOBO, Google Play Books, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, TOLINO, and many other regional online retailers. You can also get the paperback versions. *coming soon = 3 – 6 months

ITALIAN

Nopm: https://www.amazon.com/notte-della-luna-viola-Italian-ebook/dp/B015P675Z6
Colony East: https://www.amazon.com/Colonia-Est-Italian-Scott-Cramer/dp/1507183208
Generation M: https://www.amazon.com/Generazione-M-Italian-Scott-Cramer-ebook/dp/B07VPQVZNK

FRENCH

Nopm: https://www.amazon.com/nuit-lune-pourpre-French/dp/1071522310/
Colony East: coming soon

SPANISH

Nopm: https://www.amazon.com/noche-luna-p%C3%BArpura-Spanish/dp/1507104146
Colony East: coming soon

GERMAN

Nopm: https://www.amazon.com/Die-Nacht-lila-Mondes-Toucan-Trilogie-ebook/dp/B07QKGT2FW
Colony East: coming soon

PORTUGUESE

Nopm: https://www.amazon.com/Noite-Lua-P%C3%BArpura-Portuguese-ebook/dp/B0725DWX41
Colony East: coming soon

SWEDISH

Nopm: https://www.amazon.com/Under-en-lila-m%C3%A5ne-Swedish-ebook/dp/B07YCB4523
Colony East: coming soon

DUTCH

Nopm: coming soon

JAPANESE

Nopm: coming soon

Night of The Purple Moon review

Goodreads 5-star review

Night of the Purple Moon is a captivating book written by Scott Cramer. The author found a different dooms day type of book that targeted anyone who was older than a teen leaving kids behind to fend for themselves, which obviously is quite the dilemma especially when there are some babies involved. The author beautifully captivates the struggles these kids deal with, trying to deal with having food, warmth and also dealing with kids that have the don’t care attitude and destroy and take whatever they want with the no regards for consequences. It also shows that there are also always some that step up to the challenge and do what is right.

Abby and her brother are great characters who with the help of other younger teens step up and help develop a small community on this isolated island. There are without a doubt some challenges that they face, with the biggest one aging and getting closer to certain death, or is it?

This is a very well written book and after finishing I was left wondering if I will continue on with the next books. Based on the excerpts I am not sure at this point if I will. I really liked how this one was set up but I am not sure how I feel what the directions of the next books are going into, but I will decide that at a different point in time.

Eden Chip – 5 stars

Goodreads review

This story is powerful and most enjoyable. A true page-turner.

The title caught my interest right away. I couldn’t put it down, a quick moving storyline, with many twists and turns. Every step builds the level of suspense, time is running out to save man kind. Lots of interesting science and weapons. A little romance and a maniacal villein. I only give a very few five star reviews, this is one of them.

Eden Chip – “riveting and surprising”

Amazon review

This book looked like it was going to be a slow start. Buy happily it turned out to be an interesting read. Where I thought it was going to be predictable, it was anything but! It was a bit sad the way things turned out, but it is after all only a story. I don’t know if it is coincidence or if Scott Cramer is trying to draw some kind of parallel to the Mideast situation however. It seems that the city of origin of one of the main characters could have been any large city. Throughout the story, he manages not to mention the country in which the city is located once, either because it wasn’t germane or because of a feigned political stance. Perhaps it isn’t important to know.

Eden Chip – “thrilling”

Goodreads review

This story certainly is a techno thriller. The idea behind it I find scary, as I could see it happening in the future. A really well written story, I’m so glad I had the chance to read it. Took me two days as I just didn’t want to put it down.

Eden Chip: 3 stars

From The Caffeinated Reader

I thought this was a very good sci-fi/dystopia read. I loved the use of chips and how there was always a blurred line to using them, is it okay is it not? I mean you think it’s not okay but once humanity had destroyed itself what choice did they have in this world? But it went too far and it’s on Raissa, Caleb, and Christian to save the world. I really enjoyed the feel of it. and I never thought I’d say this but the reason it didn’t get 4 stars is that it was actually a little too fast-paced; in that I mean it was hard to accept some things that happened as it all happens in the span of a few days. Perfect syncing data or not, love needs to be more slow-burning for this old cynic!

Scott Cramer did a great job with the plot and Christian was by far my favorite character (and also the one I most wanted to kick in the first 30%). He had a lot of complexities and I really admired Raissa’s strength -I mean literal strength, the girl is a tank-, Cramer didn’t make flowery descriptions of her, and he gave her so many cool fight scenes. Also, kudos to having violists, having 2 in one book was the most unbelievable aspect to this whole dystopia novel lol [amiright?].

The first chapter did have me a little iffy because I wondered if this would lose my interest but by chapter 2 I figured this was going to be a book I would want to finish. But be forewarned this sort of novel is the stuff I enjoy reading, it’s like crack to me lol for all I know it’s got Dickensian sentence structure and enough tropes to fill a YA supernatural academy book [I shall not name names].

Raissa has been trained as a rebel, I mean she has spent most of her life, after losing her parents and brother at 6, training to perform one mission. When the time finally comes, it’s nice to see the emotion she displays at having to leave her Grandfather, it reminds you that she’s human. She’s half-French, half-Egyptian I think he states in the novel and from Jerusalem (that’s her on the cover, I’m super concerned by the lack of tan or freckles she’s gotten from living in that sort of geographical setting lol). But still, it’s nice to have a character in this sort of novel that’s not from the U.S.A. Her mission is deadly and has only one possible outcome, she dies so humanity lives in freedom but the reality of what is being planned by the man known as Petrov is something she nor her partner could anticipate.

Caleb is her target, you’ll see for what if you read it, I’ll not spoil anything, but he’s on the side of Petrov, he likes the chips, they keep you from dealing with horrible unproductive emotions and he believes Petrov knows what’s best for humanity. But something happens to plant a seed of doubt.

Lastly, we have my favorite, Christian. He is an older man, he remembers what it was like before chips, but more importantly how does he know so much about the M-Code which is responsible for all the chips do?

Overall this is a solid read and I’m glad I picked it up, I really wasn’t able to put it down once I started it. Anyone looking for an awesome YA steeped in sci-fi with a different sort of dystopia feel might find this worth a quick read.

***I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.*** [I really enjoy how Booksiren makes you say that you left it voluntarily as if maybe Scott Cramer’s got a stun gun to me, ‘Come on Haley! Write that review, and make it look good!’]

Also, because I’m extra, here’s an article about MIT researchers about an AI chip that could be implanted in us for mobile devices.

 

Eden Chip review: 4 stars

The setting is pretty amazing. I love all the chip history and the details about every version. I could have taken a lot more, but the author prefers to keep a light pace in order no to bore the readers. That is possibly the main strength of the book. In every page there is something happening, no matter if it’s a revelation, a new important data about the future or a fight scene. Even though there is no time to soak in the information we are given before getting something else, it is threaded in a way that doesn’t let the reader get lost. All those words could have been summarized with: What a ride!!

More at https://myshelfbooks.wordpress.com/2019/01/12/eden-chip-scott-cramer/